Mourning Crooked Corrupt Sleazebag Joe Biden: Spectacular collapse as DemoRat Front-Clown.
Mourning Crooked Corrupt Sleazebag Joe Biden was once the presumptive DemoRat Clown, but on Tuesday, Mourning Crooked Joe Biden fled New Hampshire with his tail between his Corrupt Legs — and headed to South Carolina, where he watched his dismal results come in.
Sensing a humiliating defeat in the Granite State, Mourning Crooked Joe Biden’s team announced the Former Vice Clown was throwing in the towel before the polls had even closed, spending Tuesday evening at a campaign launch party in Columbia, SC, about 1,000 miles away.
Mourning Crooked Joe Biden ended up placing fifth in New Hampshire, capturing less than 9 percent of the vote and none of the state’s pledged delegates.
Despite the potentially disastrous showing, Mourning Crooked Joe Biden rallied with supporters in South Carolina, insisting the first two states in the primary season are not bellwethers.
“Tonight, though, we just heard from the first two of 50 states. Just two,” Mourning Crooked Joe Biden said. “It ain’t over, man. We’re just getting started.”
Political experts, however, saw a deranged campaign with little to offer new voters.